I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
God, she’s relentless!
"I don’t have time. I don’t have time to worry about how it happened. It is what it is. We’re genetically engineered to stop aging at 25. The trouble is, we live only one more year, unless we can get more time. Time is now the currency. We earn it and spend it. The rich can live forever. And the rest of us? I just want to wake up with more time on my hand than hours in the day."
*blacklists all the AUs*
au where people let others enjoy whatever the hell they wanna enjoy without fuckin bitching about it like a baby
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me
friends who have hot older brothers
project freelancer + parks and rec
this is everything i’ve ever wanted in a gif set, thank you tumblr user tvuckingtons you’ve literally made my day.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM